I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down
Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE
minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
- if a man says you’re ugly, he’s being mean.
- if a woman says you’re ugly, she’s envious.
- if a little kid says you’re ugly, then you’re ugly.
Su: No wonder Tenzin ended things with you years ago!
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Lin: you done fucked up now bitch