I still have no idea what I'm doing here.

 

babylizard:

billhitchert:

billhitchert:

I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down

Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE

minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.

(Source: billhitchert)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

oknope:

  1. if a man says you’re ugly, he’s being mean.
  2. if a woman says you’re ugly, she’s envious.
  3. if a little kid says you’re ugly, then you’re ugly.

Su: No wonder Tenzin ended things with you years ago!

Korra:

Bolin:

Opal:

Su's kids:

Aang:

Sokka:

Ozai:

Azula:

All past avatars:

Cabbage merchant:

Combustion man:

Barack Obama:

Bryke:

Everyone ever:

Lin: you done fucked up now bitch

africant:

Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.